A directive was passed to all students ahead of the Brazil 2014 World Cup which kicked off June 12; instructing students not to watch any of the matches of the popular world football tournament.
According to the school's management, Brazil is a country known for immoralities and the stadium will be full of indecently dressed girls and women who will corrupt the morals of the God-fearing students in the school.
Dean of Students explained that,"In addition to the this sanctions, as long as stubborn players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli will play, the girls in Covenant Universityare not safe".
He added that,
"Ronaldo and Balotelli are in the habit of pulling off their shirts after scoring every goal to show off their six-packs. Therefore, this might give these girls wet dreams which will make them fall spiritually".
As for why even boys are banned from the games, the Dean said the half-clad and half-mad women who are known to patronize the streets of Brazil could be of bad influence to his male students.
As a result the Covenant University authorities will dish out external suspension to anyone caught watching the World Cup 2014 for two months.
He might be right oooo!
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